Nostalgia

I went online via IRC today for the first time in 7 years today.

I know I’ve been gone from my channels for a while, but what I didn’t expect was the complete and total wasteland that I found. Literally no channels I had been in before still existed. I am crushed. There are only a fraction of the channels on the OFTC servers. IRCHighway is the same. I know life happens, it’s why I had been away for 7 years. I did see a few familiar names, but only 3 of 4. So saddening to see what is left of a once vibrant online community. IRC is outdated now, replaced by slack and Discord, but I had hoped, I had hoped.

I wonder if any of them are on the new applications? And if they are, are they still using the old nicks? Le sigh. Nostalgia

It’s Aliiiiiiive!

Back from the dead even.

For a while, I wondered if I could bring it back. With hope, a lot of research, and about 4 consecutive 16 hour days, I have succeeded. I wound up finding a new theme; jumping into PHP with no experience and trying to recode a WordPress theme – yeah, no. Not a good idea. It would have been bad, very bad, awful. Probably for both me and my blog. While I will more than likely still learn to code, I think starting slow will be much better. I am settling for learning to document API’s for now. It is in line with my career and will add a huge branch to my skill set tree. Plus there is the added advantage of learning some code along the way. I am already familiar with enterprise infrastructure and how to document that, so hopefully this will fit into the patchwork of my multiple careers.

I am currently job hunting. Abrupt layoffs, cancelled or completed contracts, and downsizing are occupational hazards in my line of work. So is the financial hardship brought about by these events. I’m tired of never knowing when stuff like this will happen, so I am also taking steps to alleviate my insecurities. Hopefully in the next few month I will have a new website up and running to make this happen. This endeavor will take time and be labor intensive, need a real project plan, and more than one person. I have a retired husband who can help with that. I hope. He won’t stick to it if he isn’t interested, but the possible financial impact to our checking account should be a major motivator. We have run a business together before, and were very successful. I will post more on this later.

 

InCoding

After much research and a lot of eyestrain, I have found that it is not my current host that is the problem with my blog. My WordPress template is old. Like as in 2003 old. Too old to deal with the newest version of PHP old. Almost everything in the code has been deprecated, restructured, or flat out deleted in the latest PHP standard. Most of the syntax needs to be updated to meet with the new PHP 7.4 functional requirements. And there is a lot of code.

I don’t code.

It isn’t that I don’t know how (I don’t, but that’s not the point,) it’s that I have no desire to code. The last time I did anything with code was Autolisp (a custom version of Lisp created by Auto Desk for use with Auto CAD.) Lisp stands for Lost in Stupid Parentheses. Pretty much sums up how I feel about code. One of my sons knows how to write software code in at least 5 languages. He goes in his room, closes the door, we hear several hours of hairburning profanity, banging, pounding, minor explosions, seeing smoke and flashing lights come out from under the door, and boom! Code. Black magic f*ckery, I tell you. Has to be.

The developer has abandoned the theme. Bummer. Sooo, I guess I am going to learn to code in PHP. Why not. I can learn anything. Coding has never interested me, but if I want to keep my very customized theme, sacrifices must be made. I imagine my next few posts will be me serving up my time, sanity, emotional stability…

Pray for me.