I once made some cookies for someone. This is the note I put inside:
Enclosed in this tin are 24 Genuine Smiles. For best results, serve and share fresh, and by surprise. Smiles go well with hugs, kisses, winks, other gifts, or right out of the tin by themselves. Genuine smiles are hard to come by, so garnish only with the best!
These smiles are made with only the finest natural ingredients, such as love, wishes, dreams, and fancies. Beware of imitations that may use ingredients such as sarcasm, spite, vengeance, and arrogance. While they may taste as sweet, they tend to leave a bitter taste behind them.
WARNING: It has been determined that disregarding smiles can be hazardous to your health. In case of accidental disregard, apply apology with generous amounts of compassion and understanding. Consult your heart immediately.