10. Something for the Roadrunner to torture the Coyote with for our entertainment.
9. Laundry Hamper – You never know when Mom is giving a surprise room inspection. Just pop one in the closet and no more dirty clothes, or anything else out of place…
8. Portable Door – Go through walls at your convenience. No fire escape? No Problem.
7. Annoyance Removal – Get rid of the crabby neighbor or pesky boss…
6. Hiding Place – Get rid of yourself…
5. Drain – Sink, bathtub, lake, w/e… (ummmm, yeah, not a good idea to drop one overboard, trust me)
4. Portable Toilet – Especially after #7.
3. Stupid Human Tricks – Set one up with caution tape and warning signs around it and watch folks test it and fall in. Hilarious.
2. Luggage – Have everything you own with you at all times… hmmmm.
1. Emo Art – Occupies them for days. They just understand it…