I once made some cookies for someone. This is the note I put inside:
Enclosed in this tin are 24 Genuine Smiles. For best results, serve and share fresh, and by surprise. Smiles go well with hugs, kisses, winks, other gifts, or right out of the tin by themselves. Genuine smiles are hard to come by, so garnish only with the best!
These smiles are made with only the finest natural ingredients, such as love, wishes, dreams, and fancies. Beware of imitations that may use ingredients such as sarcasm, spite, vengeance, and arrogance. While they may taste as sweet, they tend to leave a bitter taste behind them.
WARNING: It has been determined that disregarding smiles can be hazardous to your health. In case of accidental disregard, apply apology with generous amounts of compassion and understanding. Consult your heart immediately.
Hahaha! I love this!
Interesting stuff, Rita, but the background and the font conflict a little for those of us who need glasses now. Still, you’ve got a real talent for wordsmithing, and that’s going to get read no matter.
Take Care,
Mike
WOW! A real comment from someone other than family 😀 I didn’t think anyone else read this but family. Yeah, my husband doesn’t like the font either. As soon as I find one that fits the tone of the site the way this one does I’m going to change it. But so far…
I’m quite pleased you like my “wordsmithing” as you put it. Family always does so it’s nice to get an unbiased responce. I’ve fixed all the links on the sidebar pages, so please look around all you like.
I must admit I was surprised to hear from you. But I’m glad I did 🙂